710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????


lifeislikeabadrpg:

uglylilmonster:

lifeislikeabadrpg:

"Don’t be defined by your condition" often seems to mean "pretend your condition doesn’t shape your life or else".

"Don’t let [traumatic life-altering event that causes long-term emotional, mental, and physical health problems] define you" often seems to mean "stop talking about [traumatic life-altering event] and pretend it never happened and doesn’t shape your life or else".

This is an important point.


autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

(Source: drinkingsomewine)


(Source: hokeyfright)


nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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trevenant:

pleatedjeans:

This is How You Prank Someone.

THE LAST ONE OH MY GOD


idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request..

(Source: poyzn)


nyehs:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

i don’t remember making this post

please try harder to be funny


oddoutput:

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah